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Hotel Joke - Astotel

Hotel Joke - Astotel

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009, France

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Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Elevator

Free toiletries

Hotel Joke - Astotel

Welcome to Hotel Joke - Astotel, your quirky Parisian escape where fun meets comfort! Nestled at 69 Rue Blanche, just 2.2mi from the vibrant heart of the city, this 3-star gem is the perfect base for your adventures in the City of Lights. With prices starting at just $104, you can experience all that Paris has to offer without breaking the bank!

This hotel boasts an impressive 1,144 reviews, with travelers raving about its unique charm and friendly atmosphere. Enjoy complimentary wifi as you plan your day, or simply kick back in soundproof rooms that ensure a peaceful night's sleep after a day of exploration. The 24-hour front desk is always ready to assist you, making check-in and any late-night snack runs a breeze. Plus, say goodbye to pesky smoke odors because Hotel Joke is proudly a non-smoking establishment!

And let's not forget about breakfast! Start your mornings off right with a delicious meal before heading out to discover iconic landmarks or sipping coffee at one of Paris' famous cafés. With air conditioning for those warm summer days and free toiletries provided, this hotel is all set to cater for a comfortable stay, allowing you to focus on making unforgettable memories in the enchanting city of Paris.

At Hotel Joke - Astotel, the fun doesn’t stop at mere comfort and convenience! Each morning, as the sun peeks through the Parisian skyline, indulge in a scrumptious breakfast buffet that will tantalize your taste buds and kickstart your adventures. From flaky pastries to rich coffee, you’ll find everything you need to fuel your day of discovery. And if you’re in a hurry, there's plenty of take-away options available, ensuring that you don’t miss out on the enchanting streets of Paris while grabbing breakfast on the go!

Once you’re ready to hit the town, let the friendly staff guide you in navigating through the city’s hidden gems and must-visit attractions. Whether you're on a romantic getaway or a fun family vacation, their tailored recommendations can help make your stay uniquely memorable. Don’t shy away from asking about the best local eateries or secret corners of the city that are off the typical tourist path – because at Hotel Joke, you are treated like family, and they love sharing their local knowledge!

As you unwind in the evening, take comfort in knowing your room is a serene oasis, designed with soundproofing for that perfect night’s rest. Whether you're soaking in the charm of a Standard room or enjoying the luxury of a Privilege double, each space is a cozy retreat after your Parisian escapades. And with thoughtful amenities like free soft minibars and courtesy trays in select rooms, you can toast to another exhilarating day in one of the world’s most spectacular cities. So come, create unforgettable memories at the quirky and delightful Hotel Joke - Astotel!

Closest airports

Paris–Le Bourget Airport

7.8mi

Paris Orly Airport

10.9mi

Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport

13.4mi

Beauvais–Tillé Airport

40.8mi

Most popular amenities

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Elevator

Free toiletries

Rooms

Privilege Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Privilege, King/Queen

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Indulge in a spacious Privilege Double Room, offering 215 sqft of comfort and convenience. Unwind in a stylish room equipped with modern amenities like a flat-screen TV and a private bathroom, creating a perfect retreat for two adults and one child.

Standard Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, Queen/Double

1 Queen Size Bed

1 Double Bed

160 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Welcome to our Standard Double Room, a cozy and inviting space perfect for couples and families with a child. Enjoy the comfort of a queen size and double bed and indulge in the convenience of modern amenities such as a private bathroom, flat-screen TV, and complimentary toiletries.

Superior Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Superior, King Size

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

205 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Get the perfect combination of comfort and style in our Superior Double Room. With a spacious 205 sqft, this non-smoking room features a king size bed, queen size bed, private bathroom, minibar, flat-screen TV, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, you will enjoy every moment of your stay.

Standard Twin Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, 2 Twin Beds

2 Twin Beds

170 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Twin Standard is 161 square feet and includes 2 single beds 80-130 width plus desk.

Family Room - 2 Bedrooms in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Family, 2 Bedroom

2 Twin Beds

1 Queen Size Bed

335 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Welcome to our spacious and comfortable Family Room - 2 Bedrooms, perfect for 4 adults and 3 children. Indulge in the convenience of a private bathroom, unwind with a flat-screen TV, and enjoy a relaxing stay with air conditioning and free toiletries.

Standard Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard Room

1 Queen Size Bed

1 Double Bed

160 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard

Privilege Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Privilege, King Size

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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PRIVILEGE is 215 square feet and includes a king-size bed 150-183 width.

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Standard, Single

140 sqft

Free wifi

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Tea/Coffee maker

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This air-conditioned room features a flat-screen TV and safety deposit box. The private bathroom includes a hairdryer and free toiletries and guests can enjoy complimentary nonalcoholic beverages from the room's mini-bar.

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Privilege

215 sqft

Free wifi

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Tea/Coffee maker

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This air-conditioned room features a flat-screen TV, mini-bar and safety deposit box. The private bathroom includes a hairdryer and free toiletries. Additional features include a seating area, a sloping roof and more space.

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Family, 3 Bed, 2 Bedroom

335 sqft

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

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The family room offers air conditioning, a mini-bar, as well as a private bathroom boasting a bath or a shower and a hairdryer. The family room features a wardrobe, a safe deposit box, an electric kettle, a carpeted floor and a flat-screen TV. The unit has 3 beds.

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Family

1 Queen Size Bed

335 sqft

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Family Room Standard is 334 square feet and includes either a queen-size bed 150-154 width or 2 single beds 80-130 width.

Standard Single Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, Twin, Single Use

1 Twin Bed

140 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Guest reviews

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1,510 reviews

Categories of assessments

Cleanliness

Comfort

Location

Facilities

Staff

Value for money

WiFi quality

Breakfast

Featured reviews:

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Leslie

8.2

August 2024

When we came to Hotel Joke, we had 3 different reservations. The staff did a great job in consolidating our reservations and even upgrading our room! We got a beautiful room with a little walkout for us to enjoy. The neighborhood was fun to walk around and some much to do. Montemarte is close by and so is the Metro to get around the city. There were so many restaurants to eat at nearby and so much to do. We enjoyed it!

The TV was an issue. It kept on turning on during the night unnecessarily. There was also this weird Chromecast request that was hard to use, so that was the only weird thing.

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Deborah

9.1

November 2024

When i arrived the receptionist was really welcoming and friendly. there were many free snacks to help myself to including packets of crisps, biscuits, fruit and pastries. the mini bar non alcoholic drinks were free, I could control the heating in my room. I could easily walk to the moulin rouge (which was the purpose of my visit). i genuinely really loved this hotel and my room. .

The morning staff were not welcoming, they assumed i would know to take the plate from my table to use at the buffet area. They did not say good morning, or acknowledge me, even though I was the only one there. Breakfast is meant to be from 7 - even by the time I left at 7.30 they still hasn't prepared fully and were still bringing out hot buffet items. This is why i deducted a point. on a side note, the area is not covered by metro, only public bus.

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Khalid

10

September 2024

Wonderful staff. The hotel staff made us feel special as soon as we step In the hotel they all had a beautiful smile and were happy to answer all our questions about the neighborhood and transportation. The hotel is located in a strategic neighborhood where easily you can take transportation to all the important places to see in very beautiful Paris. The room was also very clean and we were happy with the size of the room and bathroom. The breakfast was nice with plenty of food to choose from, protein , fruits and many kinds of breads , believed me you have many things to choose from. Love the drinks , water, juice and soda that we’re waiting for us in the room. I am very please to recommend this hotel 100%. I will like to offered my gratitude to the lovely Vietnamese lady, sorry I do not know how to spell her name and also to the Rocio for taking care of us. To all the workers of the hotel thank you so much

I am very pleased with my stay

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Rafael

10

December 2024

Me and my wife stayed for five days and loved everything about the hotel. The room was really clean, bed, towels and pillows really confortable. It has little perks like The all day free mini bar and snacks and Apples free. The whole Staff was really friendly and welcoming. Moreover, what a stunning breakfast. I would definitely go back there. And the hotel is really close to Subways: place clichy and blanche and to buses: 68 and 74. It was really easy to move around with public transportation.

Nothing

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Michael

9.1

January 2025

The Hotel seems new with very helpful stuff. The rooms are very nice and the heating system works very good. The bed and pillows are comfortable. In the Lobby you have gratis snacks, coffee, tea, water etc. gratis 24h. The breakfast could be a bit better eg. muesli without suggar but the variation is ok. The Hotel is closed to Moulin Rouge.

The cleaning stuff should be learned that if you ask him to leave the card in so that the electricity works, he will remove it anyway and took the card with him. The room then cools down.

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Nicola

10

May 2024

Great location very close to Moulin Rouge and Montmartre; beautiful rooms and well-equipped bathroom; water, Pepsi and juice in the minibar that is complimentary; good wifi; great breakfast - and bonus service that was so welcome and unexpected - they have a bar of pastries and crisps etc open from the afternoon and all night which was great for our kids; at breakfast they have packs of nuts and dried fruit that are complimentary snacks for your days sight-seeing - I have never experienced this before. Friendly staff available 24/7.

Breakfast tables are limited so we had to wait a bit and also simply rearrange some places ourselves because there is only one person serving in the mornings - but that was minor.

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Clara

10

May 2024

Amazing hotel! Superb location really close to Moulin Rouge and the Metro stop Blanche (and others), walkable to Montmartre, really friendly and helpful staff (like so helpful and accommodating), complimentary soft drinks in the room minibar, free soft drinks, coffee, tea, juice, snacks and pastries in the hotel reception from about 2pm till late (which you can also get if you go in to other branches of the Astohotel chain), very clean, good value for money, area didn't feel unsafe as two female travellers, cute decor (funky magnetic word tiles above the bed to make into sentences), they provide shampoo/bodywash but in a pump in the bath/shower (not in little minis as pictured if that affects what you bring), 24 hour reception (they need to let you in the front door at night as you only have a door key rather than front hotel entrance key, but it's fine, there's always someone there).

Nothing! Would definitely stay again

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Khaled

10

March 2024

This hotel is a true gem in Paris. The location is amazing. It's just two minutes walking to metro station, the well-known Moulin Rouge is only 3 minutes walking. There are tens of super markets, groceries, restaurants, bakery in surrounding, The staff are very welcoming, smiling, friendly, and helpful. The room is cozy and all n ecessary needs are available. The mini bar is full of complementary water, soft drink, and juice. It's re-filled everyday free of charge. The are a wonderful collection of snacks in the reception from 02.00 p.m. till 02.00 a.m. free of charge. The daily breakfast was so yummy with very good varieties. It's very highly recommended. I can't wait to return back

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Jodi

8.2

May 2024

The value, cleanliness and location was wonderful. It was not a hotel with frills but it was located within a walk to Moulin Rouge, Montmarte, Galleries Lafayette, to name a few. The design was cute, rooms small which I think is to be expected in Paris and it was kept very clean. It was certainly well priced and within budget for our girls trip to Paris.

I wasn't a fan of the front desk, I found the recommendations to not be great. There aren't closets in the rooms, but a rod and shelves are installed and some hooks to hang things.

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Gail

9.1

June 2024

Great location, close to bars, restaurants, easy access to 2 metro stations and bus services. Compact room but very clean and comfortable. Good breakfast with variety of options and all fresh and well cooked. Appreciated the snacks during the day and replenishment of water every day in our room. Lovely, helpful staff.

More space for storing clothes, only a few hangers provided so lived out of the suitcase most of the time. However city centre hotel so not totally unexpected. Not much to not like to be honest!

Points of Interest Around Hotel Joke - Astotel

Attractions

9th Arrondissement

0.4mi

Gare Saint-Lazare

0.5mi

Montmartre Museum (Musée de Montmartre)

0.5mi

Museum of the Legion of Honor (Musée de la Légion d'Honneur)

1.6mi

Musée des Plans-Reliefs

2.1mi

7th Arrondissement

2.1mi

Odéon-Théatre de l'Europe

2.3mi

5th Arrondissement

2.7mi

Jardin d'Acclimatation

2.9mi

Manufacture Nationale des Gobelins

3.4mi

13th Arrondissement

3.7mi

Bois de Vincennes

5.9mi

Royal Opera of Versailles (L'Opéra Royal du Château de Versailles)

10.9mi

Château de Champs-sur-Marne

12.6mi

Chateau de Rambouillet

28.3mi

Amenities of Hotel Joke - Astotel

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Elevator

Free toiletries

Stay rules - Hotel Joke - Astotel

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Curfew

  • Parking

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Hotel Joke - Astotel

What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel become available for check-in at 03:00 PM and guests are requested to check out by 12:00 PM.

What's the nightly rate at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

For Hotel Joke - Astotel, room prices kick off at $104. Remember, prices can fluctuate depending on room type and availability dates. Input your dates for definitive prices.

What are the room types available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a variety of room types including Family Rooms with 2 bedrooms, Superior Double Rooms, Standard Single Rooms, Privilege Double Rooms, Standard Double Rooms, Standard Twin Rooms, and Two Connecting Rooms. Smoking is not allowed in any of these rooms. The room sizes range from 140 sqft to 334 sqft. The occupancy varies, accommodating between 1 and 4 adults, and 0 to 3 children. The bed sizes include Twin, Queen, King, and Double beds.

What are the main attractions at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Guests at Hotel Joke - Astotel can spend their time enjoying the various leisure amenities available. The hotel provides a 24-hour reception and concierge service, allowing guests to receive assistance and recommendations for activities both inside and outside the hotel. There is an on-site bar where guests can relax and enjoy drinks. Additionally, the hotel offers a buffet breakfast in their dining area.

Other amenities at Hotel Joke - Astotel include free Wi-Fi throughout the property, air-conditioning in all rooms, and daily housekeeping. The hotel is also conveniently located near various popular attractions such as the Galeries Lafayette and the Louvre Museum. This provides guests with the opportunity to explore the city and its cultural offerings during their stay. The hotel's central location in the 9th arrondissement puts guests within walking distance of numerous dining, shopping, and entertainment options.

Does Hotel Joke - Astotel accept credit cards?

Yes, Hotel Joke - Astotel accepts credit cards. They accept JCB, American Express, Mastercard, Visa, and UnionPay. Cash is also accepted as a payment method.