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$82Head Corn Road, Mai DS Tone, ME17 2AR, KENT, United Kingdom
203 reviews
1/83
Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Adults only
Free wifi
Room service
Streaming service (like Netflix)
Spa tub
Hot tub
Step into a world of relaxation at Who’d A Thought It, a delightful 4-star retreat nestled just 3.1mi from the bustling heart of Lenham, United Kingdom. Located on Headcorn Road in Grafty Green, this cozy hotel offers a perfect blend of modern comforts and countryside charm. With prices starting at just $82, you can indulge in a tranquil escape while enjoying the serene beauty of the Garden of England.
Prepare to unwind in style with an array of fantastic amenities designed to pamper adults looking for a getaway. Imagine yourself lounging under the sun on the spacious terrace, or perhaps enjoying a rejuvenating soak in the spa tub. For those who love staying connected, the free Wi-Fi and streaming service options (hello, Netflix!) will keep you entertained. Sleep like royalty in the extra-long beds, or take a leisurely stroll through the beautiful garden with a picnic area to enjoy your favorite snacks under the sun.
You won’t go hungry here, thanks to the in-house restaurant that beckons with delicious breakfast options to jumpstart your day. With glowing reviews from 203 satisfied guests, Who’d A Thought It promises a memorable stay filled with comfort and charm. After a long day of exploring, retire to your non-smoking room, complete with free toiletries and air conditioning, ensuring your stay is as delightful as can be!
As you indulge in the sumptuous offerings at Who’d A Thought It, make sure to take full advantage of the culinary delights served at the on-site Brasserie Restaurant. Picture a romantic evening where you can savor exquisite British cuisine, crafted with the freshest ingredients and bursting with local flavors. Whether you're treating yourself to a full English breakfast that will fuel your adventures or unwinding with a delightful dinner paired with some fine wine, this cozy eatery promises to elevate your dining experience into something truly special.
Each room at Who’d A Thought It is an oasis of comfort, inviting you to relax and recharge. Choose from a variety of spacious suites and double rooms, many featuring indulgent spa baths, where you can soak your cares away. For a truly luxurious treat, opt for the Presidential Suite or the King Suite with Spa Bath, where modern elegance meets plush comfort. With plush bedding and airy layouts, each space ensures that you can unwind after soaking up the charm of the local countryside.
While the hotel boasts a myriad of amenities, don’t forget to explore the natural beauty surrounding the property. Spend your afternoons wandering through the picturesque gardens or enjoying an afternoon picnic on the terrace. As the sun sets, retreat indoors to lounge in your stylish room while streaming your favorite shows, the perfect end to a leisurely day. Who’d A Thought It is not just a hotel; it’s a delightful escape where every detail is curated for your enjoyment!
Closest airports
Lydd Airport
20.6miLondon City Airport
33.9miLondon Gatwick Airport
37miLondon Stansted Airport
50.8miLondon Heathrow Airport
52.2miRestaurant
Free Private Parking
Adults only
Free wifi
Room service
Streaming service (like Netflix)
Spa tub
Hot tub
Air conditioning
Bar
Sun deck
Private entrance
Parking On Site
Terrace
Non-smoking rooms
Beach umbrellas
Beach chairs/Loungers
Patio
Garden view
Picnic area
Garden
Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)
Free toiletries
Bathtub
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Executive Suite
1 Queen Size Bed
690 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Experience the epitome of luxury in our Executive Double Suite, boasting a spacious 689 sqft with garden views. Indulge in the private hot tub, unwind on the terrace, and enjoy the comfort of a Queen size bed, a flat-screen TV, and a range of luxurious amenities including a spa tub, coffee machine, and free toiletries.
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Suite, King Size
1 Sofa Bed
1 King Size Bed
540 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Experience luxury with our King Suite featuring a spacious 538 sqft of elegantly designed space. Unwind in your private spa bath or sit back and relax on the patio with a garden view. With amenities such as a hot tub, flat-screen TV, and coffee machine, your comfort and satisfaction are guaranteed.
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Superior Suite
1 Queen Size Bed
590 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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x5
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Indulge in the ultimate relaxation at our Superior Suite with Spa Bath. This double room features a spacious 592 sqft layout, a Queen size bed, a hot tub/Jacuzzi, and a private terrace with a garden view. Unwind and rejuvenate in style with the array of luxury amenities, including a spa tub, coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and more. Perfect for couples seeking a romantic getaway.
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Suite, Queen Size
1 Queen Size Bed
345 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
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x5
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Indulge in a luxurious escape with our Queen Suite featuring a spa bath. Relax in the spacious 344 sqft suite with a queen-size bed and enjoy beautiful garden views. Unwind in the private spa tub, and enjoy amenities like a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries. The perfect retreat for couples seeking a tranquil and pampering getaway.
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Deluxe Suite
1 Queen Size Bed
345 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
x8
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x5
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Indulge in luxury in our Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath, boasting a spacious 344 sqft of elegance. Unwind in the spa tub, take in the beautiful garden view, and enjoy amenities such as a private entrance, flat-screen TV, and coffee machine. Perfect for a relaxing retreat for two.
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Suite
1 Double Bed
430 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
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x5
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Indulge in luxury and relaxation in our Suite with Spa Bath. This spacious 344 sqft suite offers a private entrance, a spa tub, and a garden view, perfect for a tranquil getaway. Enjoy the comfort of a double bed, a flat-screen TV, and modern amenities such as a coffee machine and air conditioning. Unwind in the bathtub, then cozy up in the provided bathrobe and slippers. Experience ultimate comfort and serenity in this ground floor suite.
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Premium Suite
1 King Size Bed
590 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Indulge in the ultimate luxury in our Premium Suite with Spa Bath, featuring a spacious 592 sqft room with a king-size bed, private terrace, and stunning garden views. Unwind in the hot tub/Jacuzzi or relax in the spa tub, and enjoy amenities like a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries for an unforgettable stay.
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Double Room, Whirlpool
1 Queen Size Bed
345 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
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Experience ultimate relaxation and luxury in our Double Room with Whirlpool. Indulge in the 344 sqft of space, a spa tub, a private entrance, and a serene garden view. Enjoy modern amenities such as a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries, ensuring a comfortable and unforgettable stay.
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Luxury Suite
1 Double Bed
540 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Indulge in the ultimate luxury experience with our spacious Luxury Suite featuring a spa bath, terrace, and garden view. Enjoy the comforts of a private entrance, hot tub, coffee machine, and flat-screen TV, making your stay truly unforgettable.
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Suite, Hot Tub
1 King Size Bed
1 Sofa Bed
805 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Indulge in pure relaxation and luxury in our Suite with a Hot Tub. This spacious 409 sqft room welcomes you with a Queen size bed, a private garden view, and a terrace where you can unwind and enjoy the serene surroundings. The highlight of this room is the invigorating Hot tub/Jacuzzi, perfect for a soothing soak after a long day of exploring. Complete with modern amenities like a flat-screen TV, coffee machine, and free toiletries, this Suite is the perfect haven for a romantic getaway or a well-deserved break.
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Standard Room
1 Double Bed
325 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
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Indulge in luxury and relaxation in our King Room with Spa Bath, featuring a private spa tub and picturesque garden view. With amenities like a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries, your stay is guaranteed to be comfortable and enjoyable.
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Double Room, Patio
1 King Size Bed
325 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
More details
Step into our Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath, where you can indulge in a relaxing soak in the hot tub or unwind in the spa tub. Enjoy the serene garden view from your private terrace and experience the ultimate comfort with a king-size bed and luxurious amenities such as a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries.
7.9
203 reviewsCategories of assessments
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Comfort
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Staff
Value for money
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Breakfast
Featured reviews:
Carrie-anne
8.2
September 2024
Lovely Breakfast and Staff, very welcoming, and my Husband and I had a really lovely stay for the weekend. We also enjoyed a lovely dinner here too, and the cocktails. The steak was lovely, would recommend! Liked the coffee machine in the room for a morning coffee and the option to use dressing gown and slippers if you wanted.
They said have a what’s app for any requests but didn’t find them to be very responsive. Breakfast was lovely but started at 9:30am and where I am pregnant I was getting hungry before this time but I wouldn’t let this put you off, there is a coop on the way to the venue before you get to the back road so I would just recommend grabbing some snacks here on route for incase you get peckish late at night or early in morning.
Janet
8.2
July 2024
Loved the quirkiness of the decor in the restaurant and bar areas. Beautiful gardens and tranquil setting. We ate in the restaurant and the food was very good, as was the breakfast each morning. Staff were friendly and professional. Nice touches in the room e.g Ferrero Rocha chocolates in the mini fridge.
Our first room (14 Tatinger Mini) was very small for 2 people, which we hadn't realised when we booked. Ideal for a solo traveller. It was clean and the bed was comfortable. However, we had a problem the shower (trickle of water which went cold after 2 minutes!) so we were upgraded, for free, to a larger room (2) for our second night's stay, with a lovely shower!
Colin
8.2
April 2024
I couldn't fault the food or the service. As soon as I arrived I was welcomed and shown to my room which, although quite snug, was very comfortable and well-appointed. Sarah and her staff were very accommodating and nothing was too much trouble. Even when the pub was packed with a wedding they were happy to accommodate a lone traveller with food and refreshments.
As the location is very rural the mobile reception was a bit hit and miss as expected. The only thing I would suggest is an improvement to the wifi, especially in the rooms.
Hussain
10
June 2024
Amazing, even better than the pictures. Complete privacy in the hot tubs, no expenses spared when it comes to the decor of the suite. Stayed for 1 night in the LP Alexander Versace inspired suite. Spa bath, Jacuzzi, complimentary box of chocolates, immaculately tidy and well equipped room. Easy to get to via Uber through the country lanes as it has nice sign outside, all the locals are friendly and familiar with the place, more than happy to help if you did need directions. Breakfast is freshly cooked and delicious served to room just leave a Watsapp message! Superb. Beautiful steaks available at the reception inside the restaurant run by professional family, very warm and welcoming and entire place is discreet, private and a lovely getaway break out in the sticks. Definitely a hidden gem. Well worth experiencing.
Loved everything, water pressure in handheld shower head is slow but overhead shower compensated for it. Was only one night but next time i would love to stay longer.
Paige
9.1
May 2024
Love how unique it was. Is in a beautiful destination, where you have your own access to your bedrooms with your own bathroom. The spa bath was lovely literally just like a jacuzzi. Staff were lovely and friendly.
The only thing I can think of was, there was a couple of hairs on our dinner table which didn't belong to us which isn't the most hygienic and on the side of one of our breakfast plate but wasn't on the food. I know it's easily done and could of been transferred from a cloth or something but does put you off a little bit. And the £100 deposit you have to pay when you get there still hasn't been put back into my account yet.
James
8.2
July 2024
Everything
We were in hot tub and one of the house keepers entered our room without knocking. Our key was still in the door but she was still able to open it. She gave us fererra Roche chocolates and a change of towels and apologised but when we got ready to go out and lock the door from the outside. The lock wouldn't close so we had to leave our items in the room unlocked. The good side of that was that no one went into our room. Everything was there when we got back. Everyone there was so friendly. Would highly recommend. Would even get married there.
Nicky
9.1
January 2025
The Hospitality is great, the food is excellent, we had a meal the evening before and it was really good quality, we were upgraded and our room was very different with a Four Poster Bed, lovely sofa and bright colours, the only thing I would say is the carpet looked a bit tired, but was very clean and the extras, Chocolates, biscuits etc were very good , we would definitely stay again.
nothing really, as I mentioned our carpet was a bit tired, but the four poster was great and the Sofa too
Hendrik
9.1
April 2024
The attached restaurant had very good food at reasonable prices. The room was clean and bright. The ambience of the entire venue is very memorable.
It takes a little bit of research to find the location for the satnav; the approach features significant stretches of single-lane roads. Breakfast time was too late for my schedule, unfortunatley. Also, I will never understand why Britain makes you choose between either freezing or burning your hands off when washing them.
Liza
8.2
October 2024
I booked to stay here for a party being held near by. It was perfectly located for this.
The room had all the necessary facilities and lovely toiletries included plus shower cap hair band nail file kit. The room itself was quite dusty and I noticed a cobweb hanging from the ceiling. Also a small amount of black mold spots in the shower. Overall I was happy but felt attention to cleaning could have been improved. Breakfast was very good. No cereal but a very wide choice of cooked options.
Jim
8.2
January 2024
Main reason for choosing was the location
Breakfast was not served until 9.30 so I had a continental breakfast delivered to my room the night before and this was not up to the standard I would have expected, for example no bowl provided for the cereal so I had to use a mug instead, and the (pre)toasted bread was inedible
Attractions
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9.3miTenterden
9.3miChatham Historic Dockyard
14.8miRochester
14.9miRye
17.7miCanterbury Cathedral
18.5miWhitstable
18.6miPenshurst Place & Gardens
21.4miHever Castle
24.2miChartwell
25.7miDover Castle
28.6miPort of Dover
29.2miChislehurst Caves
30.1miAttractions
Leeds Castle
3.7miSissinghurst Castle
7.2miKent & East Sussex Railway
9.3miTenterden
9.3miChatham Historic Dockyard
14.8miRochester
14.9miRye
17.7miCanterbury Cathedral
18.5miWhitstable
18.6miPenshurst Place & Gardens
21.4miHever Castle
24.2miChartwell
25.7miDover Castle
28.6miPort of Dover
29.2miChislehurst Caves
30.1miAirports
Lydd Airport
20.6miLondon City Airport
33.9miLondon Gatwick Airport
37miLondon Stansted Airport
50.8miLondon Heathrow Airport
52.2miBrasserie Restaurant
Cuisines
Ambiances
Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Adults only
Free wifi
Room service
Streaming service (like Netflix)
Spa tub
Hot tub
Air conditioning
Bar
Sun deck
Private entrance
Parking On Site
Terrace
Non-smoking rooms
Beach umbrellas
Beach chairs/Loungers
Patio
Garden view
Picnic area
Garden
Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)
Free toiletries
Bathtub
Accessibility
Entire unit located on ground floor
Bathroom
Bathrobe
Bathtub
Bathtub or shower
Free toiletries
Hairdryer
Private Bathroom
Shower
Slippers
Spa tub
Toilet
Toilet paper
Towels
Bedroom
Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)
Linens
Wardrobe or closet
Cleaning Services
Daily housekeeping
Entertainment & Family Services
Board games/Puzzles
Food & Drink
Bar
Breakfast in the room
Restaurant
Special diet meals (on request)
Tea/Coffee maker
Wine/Champagne
Food & drink safety
Delivered food covered securely
Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
Front Desk Services
Invoice provided
General
Adults only
Air conditioning
Designated smoking area
Hardwood or parquet floors
Heating
Non-smoking rooms
Private entrance
Room service
Smoke-free property
Tile/Marble floor
Internet
Free wifi
Kitchen
Coffee machine
Electric kettle
Refrigerator
Living Area
Fireplace
Sitting area
Sofa
Media & Technology
Flat-screen TV
iPod dock
Radio
Satellite channels
Streaming service (like Netflix)
TV
Outdoors
Garden
Outdoor furniture
Patio
Picnic area
Sun deck
Terrace
Parking
Free Private Parking
Parking On Site
Physical distancing
Cashless payment available
Mobile app for room service
Room Amenities
Iron
Socket near the bed
Safety & security
CCTV in common areas
CCTV outside property
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Security alarm
Smoke alarms
Safety features
Access to healthcare professionals
First aid kits available
Spa
Beach chairs/Loungers
Beach umbrellas
Hot tub
View
Garden view
From 15:00
Until 23:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
Until 11:30
Pets are not allowed.
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Age restriction may apply
Free private parking is available on site (reservation is needed).
Child policies
Children not allowed.
Crib and extra bed policies
No capacity for extra beds or cribs.
Cash
Discover,
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American Express,
Mastercard,
Maestro
This property does not accept cash.
What's the check-in and check-out schedule at Who'd A Thought It?
Planning your stay at Who'd A Thought It? The room will be ready for you between 03:00 PM and 11:00 PM. However, departures are set at 11:30 AM.
Is free parking available at Who'd A Thought It?
Yes, there is parking available at the Who'd A Thought It hotel. The parking is free and private, and it is located on site. Please note that reservation is required for parking.
What are the rates at Who'd A Thought It?
The base price for Who'd A Thought It starts at $82. Do note, the cost might change depending on room preferences and dates. To see the actual prices, input your desired dates.
What are the room types available at Who'd A Thought It?
The hotel offers various types of rooms including Double Rooms with Patio and Spa Bath, Queen Suites with Spa Bath, Deluxe Suites with Spa Bath, Premium Suites with Spa Bath, Executive Double Suites, Superior Suites with Spa Bath, Luxury Suites with Spa Bath, Suites with Hot Tubs, Double Rooms with Whirlpool, Suites with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath, Classic Double Rooms with Shower, Small Double Rooms, Presidential Suites, King Suites with Spa Bath, King Rooms with Spa Bath, and Suites with Hot Tubs. The rooms are all non-smoking and accommodate 2 adults. Bed sizes range from double to king, with some rooms also offering sofa beds. Room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 807 sqft.
What activities does Who'd A Thought It offer?
Guests at the Who'd A Thought It hotel can enjoy a wide range of leisure amenities during their stay. The hotel features an adults only policy, creating a peaceful and serene environment. Guests can unwind and relax in the luxurious Spa tub or Hot tub/Jacuzzi. On sunny days, they can soak up the sun on the Sun deck or enjoy the beautiful beach views from the Beach umbrellas and Beach chairs/Loungers.
For dining options, the hotel offers the Brasserie Restaurant, which provides a romantic ambiance. Guests can indulge in British cuisine and enjoy a delicious meal in a charming setting.
In addition to these amenities, the hotel also provides entertainment options such as Board games/Puzzles and a cozy Fireplace for guests to enjoy during their leisure time. With these varied amenities, guests can make the most of their stay and have a relaxing and enjoyable experience at the Who'd A Thought It hotel.
Is there an in-house restaurant at Who'd A Thought It?
The hotel has a restaurant on site called Brasserie Restaurant. It offers a romantic ambience and serves British cuisine.
Which payment methods are supported by Who'd A Thought It?
Who'd A Thought It accepts payment methods such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, Discover, and Maestro. However, cash payments are not accepted.
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